Since there are countless websites out there making fun of Barack Obama, I thought that it would only be fair to give Mitt Romney the same courtesy. I have found that Romney is much harder than Obama. You know; the ears, the name, that crazy reverend, etc. made Obama a pretty easy target. For Romney, one must reach a little deeper; the wealth, the dog thing, the Mormon thing, etc.

Mitt Romney: Imitating Bill Clinton ?

I did not have ...         oops - wrong guy

 

Remember Bill Clinton?   He was once the president back in the nineties.   He had a bit of a problem concerning an intern named Monica Lewinsky.   This little problem resulted in Bill having to give testimony in which he swore:   "I did not have sexual relations with that woman".   Well, turns out he actually did - imagine that - Bill Clinton lying.   While Clinton was giving his testimony, he waved his finger in the air, thinking it would emphasize his honesty.   In this picture, Mitt is shown waving his finger the same way.

I Have a Get Out Of Paying High Taxes Card

Every Multi-millionaire's dream;   to have a 'Get Out Of Paying High Taxes Card' like one of those community chest cards in Monopoly.   Mitt is so rich;   you'd think that he would be paying close to nothing like most of those ultra-rich guys.   In fact, Mitt Romney has been paying about 13% of his income in taxes which is just about the same percentage as the rest of us.

I hope I win, I hope I win

Mitt Romney hopes to win.   This picture shows Mitt with a few other guys with their heads bowed down and eyes shut.   It looks like it was taken at some kind of prayer session.   By the way, he is not the only one who hopes he wins.   About half the country also hopes that Mitt Romney wins.   (the smarter half)