Since there are countless websites out there making fun of Barack Obama, I thought that it would only be fair to give Mitt Romney the same courtesy. I have found that Romney is much harder than Obama. You know; the ears, the name, that crazy reverend, etc. made Obama a pretty easy target. For Romney, one must reach a little deeper; the wealth, the dog thing, the Mormon thing, etc.

Mitt Romney: googled Santorum ! !

He really choose Sarah Palin ?

As we all know, Mitt Romney choose Paul Ryan as his running mate.   It's a shame John McCain didn't have the sense to make as sensable a pick.   John McCain figured that picking a woman, Sarah Palin, would garner him a big chunk of the female vote that was supporting Hillary Clinton.   Didn't work out so well; did it?

De Bain! De Bain!

If you're not at least thirty-five years old then you probably don't have a clue what thist means.   Back in the 70's, there was a TV show called Fantasy Island.   At the beginning of each episode, an airplane would land on the island and a 4' tall guy with an accent named Tattoo would yell "De Plane, De Plane!"   And Mitt Romney worked for a company called Bain.

For the last time, I don't remember where I left the dog

Mitt and the rest of the Romney family were packing to go on a vacation.   They packed all their luggage and things as any other family normally would.   Being the animal lover that the Romney's were, they wanted to bring the family dog along.   They figured the best way to do this was to put the dog in one of those dog carriers and then secure the carrier to the car's roof.